10. You might be allergic to it (what a Hell that would be!).
9. You might gain weight and have your personal trainer yell at you.
8. You might get a sugar high and run screaming down the street.
7. If you eat it before dinner, you might not want to eat your broccoli.
6. There’s talk about making chocolate a controlled substance in certain countries.
5. You might be responsible for a sudden spike in Swiss chocolate futures.
4. You might suddenly remember a previous life as an Aztec emperor.
3. You might develop a fantasy that you’re really Willy Wonka.
2. You might break out into “My Funny Valentine” in the middle of a crowded elevator.
1. You might start kissing strangers just because you’re feeling so romantic.