Top 10 Reasons To Never Eat Chocolate

Top 10 Reasons To Never Eat Chocolate

Posted by Chocolatier Jason Vishnefske on 26th Aug 2016

10. You might be allergic to it (what a Hell that would be!). 

9. You might gain weight and have your personal trainer yell at you.

8. You might get a sugar high and run screaming down the street.

7. If you eat it before dinner, you might not want to eat your broccoli.

6. There’s talk about making chocolate a controlled substance in certain countries.

5. You might be responsible for a sudden spike in Swiss chocolate futures.

4. You might suddenly remember a previous life as an Aztec emperor.

3. You might develop a fantasy that you’re really Willy Wonka.

2. You might break out into “My Funny Valentine” in the middle of a crowded elevator.

1. You might start kissing strangers just because you’re feeling so romantic.