Chocolate Horoscope

Chocolate Horoscope

Published by Chocolatier Jason Vishnefske on 3rd Sep 2022

Latest Update Chocolate Horoscope: Monday August 14, 2017


Chocolate Horoscope: Your Fortune in the Stars 

You don’t have to wait for the stars to align before enjoying a rich and decadent piece of pure Santa Barbara chocolate, but for those of you who believe in waiting for the sky to light up and the planets to move into place we have some chocolate horoscope hints to share with you.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)

The sign of Aries is the ram and this resembles the manner in which they devour their chocolate. Don’t expect an Aries to know when to hold back when it comes to anything sweet, leave them unattended with a box of chocolates and return to plenty of empty wrappers! Remember an Aries rushes in where Angels fear to tread.

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 21)

Ruled by the planet of Venus, Taurus is the ultimate true romantic. This means chocolate and Taurus go hand in hand; they are also quick to fall in love with luxury and good food. Those born into the spring months of Taurus can always be won over with a sensual bar of purest quality chocolate.

Gemini (May 22 - Jun 21)

It is said that Gemini’s have two faces and this reflects in their love for chocolate. In one instance they are happy to share but the next time you ask for a piece of  pure chocolate, the whole bar is stashed secretly beneath the bed. To get a Gemini to share their box of special treats be sure to catch them at the right moment.

Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)

Those born under the months of cancer value their roots and can be considered something of a homebody. They love family and comfort which means that when it comes to all things chocolate they can be very generous. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are great at baking and creating delicious chocolaty desserts.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 21)

Like the roar of the lion, those who are Leo like to do things bigger, louder and better than anybody else. This means that when it comes to chocolate chunky and large is the only way to enjoy decadence. Don’t try and tempt a Leo with a small box of gourmet goodies, they want the real stuff and plenty of it!

Virgo (Aug 22 - Sept 23)

Virgos like to take their time, they believe that fools rush in and like to analyze and weigh up a situation first. They also tend to have very high standards! This means that when it comes to chocolate a Virgo won’t scrimp on quality, they want only the best chocolate on the market that they can nibble on for days.

Libra (Sept 24 - Oct 23)

Librans are well versed when it comes to charm and often values justice and fairness. This means you can almost always guarantee a Libra will share their chocolate fair and square. They desire harmony and balance which is why they love a  milky chocolate where the sweetness and the bitter finish leave the taste buds thoroughly satisfied and in perfect peace.

Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)

Those who fall under the star of Scorpio often inhabit intense personalities and project strong animal instincts. Their downfall can be their sharp stinging tongue which often gets them into trouble. With intense magnetism always on the cards, a Scorpio takes their pleasure from deep, dark and unadulterated chocolate…the darker the better.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)

Ever the adventure seekers, Sagittarians are fans of the exotic; they are always chasing the latest thrill and sniffing out the next big ride. When it comes to chocolate, Sagittarians aren’t afraid to take a walk on the wild side and would even devour a box of chocolate covered chilis if given the chance!

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 20)

Resilient and methodical, a Capricorn knows when to wait for the right moment. A Capricorn won’t plough into a box of chocolates without thinking. They are the type to put a bar of chocolate away for a special moment or a rainy day.

Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19)

The water carriers carry the gift of life and you can often find an Aquarius with a loose tongue when it comes to a subject they like. Sometimes however they can barge in too fast hoping to share their strong ideals, you can often subdue an Aquarian to calm with a piece of chocolate and they will never refuse! 

Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)

The sign of the fish is as calm as a carp drifting downstream. Pisceans are sweet and sensitive with warm hearts. Usually they love chocolate that matches their mood; you can always tempt a Piscean with a cup of steaming hot cocoa or a pot of lavish melted chocolate.